gillian on Nostr: are you ever pressed by the promiscuity of your big toe? have you been looking for a ...

are you ever pressed by the promiscuity of your big toe? have you been looking for a discreet solution for years? something refined? svelte? elegant? prudent?

look no further

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a toe merkin. for modesty. anti-surveillance freedom tech. cant let them know the number of natural toe hairs you can grow cos that's private.


i have one with deer tail, i have one with dyed sheep neeps that are bitcoin colored. one size fits all. comfy. adjustable. can do customs like rabbit fur or coyote.