Mike Dilger ☑️ on Nostr: Where do you have your bird's eye chillies? Um... we don't carry bird's eye chillies. ...
Where do you have your bird's eye chillies?
Um... we don't carry bird's eye chillies.
Ok, how about kaffir lime leaves?
Sorry, we don't carry those either.
Ok fine. Just point me to your coconuts.
We don't carry coconuts either.
What?! What kind of store is this?
This is a stationary store. We carry office products.
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2025-09-09 06:41:35 UTCEvent JSON
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