Kajoozie Maflingo

Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol

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Last Notes

2026-01-20 02:26:08 UTC

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looks powder dry

2026-01-20 02:25:33 UTC

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#thecasine

2026-01-20 02:24:26 UTC

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I can build a server, install Linux, run services, port forwarding, connect clients, nbd.
change a light switch and I feel like a *real* man

2026-01-19 17:07:28 UTC

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I have stacks of old laptops I could just put Kali or Tails on them strategically hide them around my town

2026-01-19 17:05:42 UTC

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FedMesh

2026-01-19 17:01:11 UTC

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reticulum works over LoRA like meshtastic but you gotta run custom firmware

2026-01-19 16:58:46 UTC

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I've been looking into reticulum but all I have are standard WiFi / Ethernet devices and idk about running custom firmware on a router to act as a hub...

2026-01-19 16:54:33 UTC

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I'm a fed

2026-01-19 16:48:39 UTC

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good

2026-01-19 03:19:24 UTC

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my dating strategy 😎

2026-01-18 17:04:15 UTC

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I've already made SOOO MANY

2026-01-18 15:32:52 UTC

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I got overzealous deleting tracking strings and erased some of the actual url

2026-01-18 15:32:06 UTC

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https://youtu.be/L9GYFlKr_-I

2026-01-18 15:28:20 UTC

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live footage of finance bros
https://youtu.be/L9GYFlKr

2026-01-18 15:24:58 UTC

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I have loads of copper in my walls lol

2026-01-18 14:51:29 UTC

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https://youtube.com/shorts/nr1aP3g1nP8

2026-01-18 14:46:06 UTC

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#GluckGluck

2026-01-18 14:45:00 UTC

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why's it gotta be white though?

2026-01-18 00:29:59 UTC

the #cornychat crew knows this is plausible. https://i.nostr.build/YqTaoynDsm0RSdP4.jpg

2026-01-18 00:06:55 UTC

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its Creole chicken and sausage Jambalaya but with pasta (trottole this time) instead of the traditional long grain white rice. Louisiana cuisine

2026-01-18 00:02:37 UTC

y'all fuck with pastalaya?
https://cdn.satellite.earth/ada5fa6844d91521a5dd9dd14b9a733e949f08b497cf53c963b7f2f426e09380.jpg #foodstr

2026-01-17 20:30:25 UTC

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why won't the mainstream media talk about this?

2026-01-17 20:14:08 UTC

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ugh. mastodon users.

2026-01-17 19:39:26 UTC

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great film

2026-01-17 19:37:46 UTC

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clap your hands

2026-01-17 19:35:31 UTC

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I think by definition he has to die to be reborn

2026-01-17 19:34:58 UTC

Punk is dead
#nevent1q…4vf8

2026-01-17 19:33:56 UTC

he got a Daisy Red Rider lever action carbine for Christmas https://cdn.satellite.earth/5fd1283a69c3ea82d9085a60fcb886611cfcec1cbcb2babc600c41bc6854ad61.jpg #gunstr

2026-01-17 18:33:47 UTC

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are you an AI?

2026-01-16 20:21:55 UTC

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oooo yeah this is a weird one!

2026-01-16 16:41:16 UTC

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we have zaps. and you can tell who's the bots and who's the real people.

2026-01-16 15:53:22 UTC

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its impossible

2026-01-16 13:28:34 UTC

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slopware

2026-01-15 21:45:19 UTC

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mopar

2026-01-15 21:44:04 UTC

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yeah but still what the fuck

2026-01-15 20:29:23 UTC

holy shit https://cdn.satellite.earth/8cff5c6229169bfa7b2d7827a6b4400ff74902b27f1987c2fae418b7592c042c.jpg

2026-01-15 18:54:56 UTC

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at least we're not Mississippi

2026-01-15 18:36:36 UTC

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we're friends cause we're both from Tha Boot

2026-01-15 16:32:44 UTC

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we're kinder than any other social media, we can argue about immigration without resorting to ad hominem attacks

2026-01-15 16:30:03 UTC

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one mans spam is another mans quality content, I suppose

2026-01-15 16:28:22 UTC

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coinos appears to be down, I'm trying to pay what we discussed for the endorsement

2026-01-15 16:21:52 UTC

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no one should have the right to tell me I can't sell my home or business to someone because they weren't born here.

2026-01-15 15:56:33 UTC

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nah, just Monero

2026-01-15 15:56:11 UTC

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they won't stay bitcoiners through a bear market

2026-01-15 15:53:22 UTC

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yeah I thought Biro was just a content aggregation repost bot for like a year lol

2026-01-15 15:48:37 UTC

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they all require kyc with mobile # or alt email
can you use protonmail instead?

2026-01-15 15:45:55 UTC

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BRRRRRRRRRR...

2026-01-15 15:03:54 UTC

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lol wut.
there aren't any Muslims here just Catholic Mexicans. they're the ones ICE is targeting and deporting.
you must hate catholics

2026-01-15 14:56:36 UTC

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or we could just let market do its thing and allow people to do it if they agree on wage with the employer
I don't care for the statist shit

2026-01-15 14:42:26 UTC

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OK. I live close to the Mexican border and all the illegal immigrants I've met here came to work, yes, but they came on their own accord to send money back home, they were not shipped here by some corporation nor did they come for government hand outs. and the work they do is cheap, but most Americans don't wanna do it, like picking produce.
I just don't believe an individual should need permission from the state in order to move somewhere for better economic opportunity

2026-01-15 14:15:37 UTC

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American slavery of Africans before the civil war was about importing people so they could be sold at auction and the offspring would remain property of the buyer like cattle.
the current influx of say Somalis into Minnesota is more about tax fraud and voter fraud. I don't think anyone expects cheap labor out of those people.

2026-01-14 22:02:01 UTC

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watching mike brock and laser fight is fucking hilarious.

2026-01-14 21:08:26 UTC

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I'm tripping my fucking balls off on TRUTH

2026-01-14 21:07:46 UTC

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#nevent1q…cxsu

2026-01-14 20:53:26 UTC

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@nprofile…fqpd tell everyone that you're my friend. TELL THEM.

2026-01-14 20:42:56 UTC

why won't my famous friends tell everyone that they're my friend, and famous? did I mention I have famous friends who are famous, and my friends?

2026-01-14 20:26:48 UTC

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fuck yea

2026-01-14 19:46:36 UTC

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they want all the coins. well they can't have mine.

2026-01-14 06:13:33 UTC

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yeah sort of, they were transplanted there by some conservationist organization like 20 years ago and just started living their best lives

2026-01-14 03:13:55 UTC

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and anytime is a good time for steak time

2026-01-14 03:10:38 UTC

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when did you realize you were destined for greatness?

2026-01-14 03:08:25 UTC

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its $20-25 per lb here for choice ribeyes, that's about the same

2026-01-14 03:05:39 UTC

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are they lost?

2026-01-13 16:50:23 UTC

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yeah I promise the cost of my groceries is going up more than 2% a year, these numbers are bullshit

2026-01-13 16:40:49 UTC

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the swamps are lousey with eagles

2026-01-13 15:52:49 UTC

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I WONDER WHY

2026-01-13 15:49:25 UTC

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holy shit it was made by the guy who created Wordle.

2026-01-13 15:35:44 UTC

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bald eagles were recently transplanted here and have absolutely dominated South Louisiana bayou swamp land
me n @nprofile…v04g saw 2 dozen on a recent boat ride around Morgan City. it was badass.

2026-01-13 15:33:51 UTC

they said the modern LLM's are as smart as PhD holders, they failed to mention they're also neurotic, gullible sycophants who somehow encourage both delusions of grandure and suicidal thoughts in users

2026-01-13 13:47:32 UTC

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sweet, sweet irony

2026-01-12 21:43:14 UTC

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he does understand that, and he is a counter-revolutionary. we are his enemy.

2026-01-12 15:47:35 UTC

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5 7 5
finally a proper haiku

2026-01-12 15:46:54 UTC

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I bet he wants to talk about your investment / trading strategy

2026-01-12 15:45:12 UTC

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to teach the lesson that sometimes you must disobey orders in order to get results

2026-01-12 15:38:18 UTC

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hatred of all politicians is my personality

2026-01-12 15:12:37 UTC

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its the internet

2026-01-12 13:34:42 UTC

physical bitcoin should trade at a premium to paper bitcoin.
#nevent1q…zvjh

2026-01-12 13:32:00 UTC

imagine apologising for calling someone names on the internet. Gary is a class act.
#nevent1q…3ctd

2026-01-12 13:30:10 UTC

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you're a better person than me Gary, when I call someone a moron on the internet they STAY called a moron

2026-01-12 13:28:15 UTC

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let's do paper vs physical bitcoin

2026-01-11 19:43:35 UTC

come get Corny, and European https://cornychat.com/eurocorn #cornychat

2026-01-11 19:41:29 UTC

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its so easy

2026-01-11 19:40:58 UTC

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sometimes the best thing you can do is nothing

2026-01-11 19:37:38 UTC

#kevinthegirlcat https://cdn.satellite.earth/6bb51f2286a8c647de3e850e14b4a07120c34c2cafbe1cbb7dcfe1542ab03743.jpg #catstr

2026-01-10 23:48:08 UTC

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fuckin A man

2026-01-10 19:56:25 UTC

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its important to be able to admit when you've made an error in judgement, and not double down (like the makeheroism moron here in the comments)

2026-01-10 19:34:38 UTC

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the 2nd amendment kinda gives us the right to shoot ICE agents

2026-01-10 17:16:53 UTC

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if someone tried to reach into my car I would speed off as well. you think I deserve to be shot?

2026-01-10 15:35:43 UTC

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because the true purpose of ICE is to allow the executive branch to put military on the streets without breaking posse commatatus (or however its spelled) or using the national guard which are beholden to state governors

2026-01-10 14:36:53 UTC

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wtf does this have to do with anything

2026-01-10 14:29:52 UTC

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I hope your family gets SWAT'ed

2026-01-09 19:44:03 UTC

ive seen things https://cdn.satellite.earth/d8002310a6fba5561fdbcbec6478656d97c8c5484311923f72146a14f603a131.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/1da0349dc8f48bcff362bc4aa694a80664610c636688bddddad88eb2d06e6312.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/3f7f408a679bc78c4a63e3468aa4de1c492053186ba17428349d7ead9d1ebb51.jpg

2026-01-09 16:56:05 UTC

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what kind of server?

2026-01-09 15:58:27 UTC

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its funded by peter theil, if they use lightning then the tips will be harder for palantir to track and trace

2026-01-09 15:52:33 UTC

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you're gonna make me feel bad for eating them

2026-01-09 15:46:12 UTC

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no salt, mines covered in pine tar

2026-01-09 02:06:49 UTC

beef tips and rice and candied carrots https://cdn.satellite.earth/fe5122297851a7382f52dd7710bf4f0dbe8ac6b5099f9735a6c51fb83926fa5d.jpg #foodstr

2026-01-09 00:40:33 UTC

*pokes* @nprofile…8w4t
Poke Back?

2026-01-09 00:37:00 UTC

feature request to impliment Facebook style pokes on nostr. its own event kind, handled specifically by clients as "npub poked you. poke back?" and you just click the button back and forth spamming relays forever. @puzzles vibe code this plz

2026-01-09 00:34:28 UTC

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cheer up, its not gonna get better, but we can still have fun