CARLA
CARLA⚡️

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eccentric woman

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2026-01-19 18:13:42 UTC

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Will try tonight and report back

2026-01-19 18:13:29 UTC

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Did that, but kiddo started screaming in his sleep at 2:30 am lol peak adrenaline thru my veins

2026-01-19 09:16:24 UTC

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I tried that for 30 mins before opening Damus

2026-01-19 09:16:00 UTC

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I am stuck cuz kiddo will wake if I leave the room 😂

2026-01-19 08:48:14 UTC

to everyone who says not to scroll when you have insomnia, I disagree, I find it better than laying in bed overthinking
good morning I guess???

2026-01-19 02:06:02 UTC

Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.

2026-01-19 02:05:12 UTC

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RIGHT. I was like, I did this. I will never do this again.

2026-01-18 02:38:40 UTC

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Omg I love Rowan, Johnny English is next thanks you

2026-01-18 02:34:51 UTC

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Alright will do it and report back

2026-01-18 02:20:35 UTC

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I used to live there. Loved it.

2026-01-18 02:20:19 UTC

I need a FUNNY or DUMB movie to watch that puts you in a GOOD MOOD unlike movies like MELANCHOLIA that make you want to jump off a bridge.

2026-01-17 23:13:04 UTC

I freakin’ LOVE magicians. If there’s one at a party I’ll be following them all night. Number 1 fan. Borderline restraining order required.

2026-01-15 23:41:51 UTC

You ever get the urge to learn about the Earth’s topography over time

2026-01-15 23:16:19 UTC

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LOL

2026-01-15 18:52:38 UTC

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There are no boring protocols. Only boring people.

2026-01-15 18:51:27 UTC

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Suffering

2026-01-14 17:30:55 UTC

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It took a bit and I’d be lying if I said I liked it hahahaha

2026-01-14 17:30:29 UTC

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Headaches are gone! Miss it of course… but manageable.

2026-01-14 17:29:33 UTC

So, I’m 2 weeks caffeine free!!

2026-01-14 02:21:17 UTC

A lot of people will try to kill your vibe. It’s important you do not let them.

2026-01-14 00:08:07 UTC

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Oh boy

2026-01-13 00:15:37 UTC

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Omg thank you thank you!

2026-01-12 22:30:00 UTC

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Lil Bubbleeeeee welcome!!!

2026-01-12 20:01:19 UTC

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Not that I’ve observed

2026-01-12 19:54:11 UTC

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OMG WHAT?! No!! I’ve always said I want a VR version with a full haptic suit. Is the game adapted for it? Now I’m intrigued.

2026-01-12 19:47:35 UTC

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Botw. It’s my favorite to replay.

2026-01-12 19:26:04 UTC

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Lmao!
https://image.nostr.build/96b00e78fbb2945ef55ab8531bfadd6cd631f4c221ac66bf5babfe7698a7e979.jpg

2026-01-12 19:25:24 UTC

It’s raining in Hateno Village and I’m too lazy to make a fire so I’m just gonna shitpost here til it stops

2026-01-12 19:23:41 UTC

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Omg they’re gone again!!!!

2026-01-12 19:23:24 UTC

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It was supposed to be

2026-01-12 18:57:28 UTC

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Whoah is my reply invisible

2026-01-12 18:55:58 UTC

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This

2026-01-12 18:55:42 UTC

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Yes

2026-01-12 18:55:22 UTC

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2026-01-12 18:42:48 UTC

Hot tip, I took magnesium g at 10:30 instead of my usual 7:30 pm and slept through the night. Will test again tonight.

2026-01-12 18:41:17 UTC

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Just the funniest little creatures 🥹

2026-01-12 18:40:14 UTC

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You DO you. Or did you. Idk this is getting weird.

2026-01-12 18:39:47 UTC

which, like, you did you, but I’m still gonna giggle
#nevent1q…w4mc

2026-01-12 18:39:19 UTC

I love seeing all the “WE’RE GOING BACK TO NOSTR” tweets and then they just leave again after two days lmao

2026-01-11 20:21:45 UTC

https://youtu.be/rfgjzsTp9Cs?si=vqlk6dZpmUra8HQN

2026-01-11 02:53:05 UTC

okay so my outgoing zaps aren’t working I’m going to fix it and by that I mean I’ll have Walker fix it and they shall flow again

2026-01-11 02:33:49 UTC

EDIBLE BIRD’S NEST I mean COME ON!!!!!

2026-01-11 01:02:08 UTC

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MY FAVORITE

2026-01-10 19:58:14 UTC

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Agreed

2026-01-10 18:46:31 UTC

It was lovely!
#nevent1q…77ug

2026-01-10 01:00:24 UTC

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YES

2026-01-10 00:54:42 UTC

Guys is Predator Badlands good? I’d be cutting well into my sleep time if I go this route. CRAZY Friday night, I know 🤪

2026-01-09 12:45:55 UTC

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You don’t need to be high to marvel at beauty.

2026-01-09 03:11:45 UTC

gosh colors are just so great.

2026-01-08 16:54:08 UTC

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I’m not sure

2026-01-08 02:17:23 UTC

Does anyone here like the sound of their own voice?

2026-01-06 12:20:08 UTC

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YES

2026-01-06 03:00:12 UTC

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HUZZAH!!!

2025-12-18 23:44:17 UTC

I need to start cooking but I am le tired

2025-12-18 18:35:19 UTC

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Who, me?

2025-12-12 19:42:34 UTC

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Omg how long you been sick?!

2025-11-30 19:37:49 UTC

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I’ve tried but it’s all so cheesy and lame 🥴

2025-11-30 19:28:05 UTC

I’ll be honest I’ve had major writer’s block so idk if it’s gonna happen fam. Idk if it’s me or the current vibes but I am uninspired
#note1ycq…cfn4

2025-11-25 19:14:39 UTC

I find it strange when people are upset if someone dislikes them…do you like yourself??? Every little bit??? Do you like everyone??? If you were everybody’s flavor you’d have no flavor at all.

2025-11-23 14:25:39 UTC

Guys I’m not on drugs!!!

2025-11-17 01:37:26 UTC

Funny we have noses instead of just holes

2025-11-14 18:19:31 UTC

no one tells you about how much you vacuum when you’re a parent. I feel like I vacuum every hour no joke. thank god for cordless Dysons.

2025-11-14 16:55:50 UTC

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To me it’s also like, would I likely get in trouble? Probably not. But do I want to put a company in that position? Ehhhh. When I upload to YouTube all the monetizing royalties on my videos go directly to the copyright owner since they detect and register every upload.

2025-11-14 15:45:06 UTC

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Christmas time!!

2025-11-13 03:45:44 UTC

went to Pilates after a month off and my hamstrings are REKT I cannot MOVE

2025-11-12 22:24:00 UTC

AI makes me soulless who even IS THAT
https://video.nostr.build/7f206fccb2ab2bcaf4eee058fb27cf2796f0ef3a14f2ed9ed3f8763e24061e24.mp4

2025-11-12 19:49:15 UTC

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Yes

2025-11-12 00:59:34 UTC

IYKYK
https://image.nostr.build/56b5c514d1440d6256c6e8c2015ccea167f072a3bf5ede05f791258f9b227a1e.jpg

2025-11-07 20:04:32 UTC

I went outside and stared at the trees to try and cure my impatience and it didn’t work

2025-11-03 21:39:31 UTC

big teaching day
https://image.nostr.build/77015e1dfdecdf36648d814c35e73154459912c13757a4c3a473968114e493e2.jpg

2025-10-27 16:34:42 UTC

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I didn’t and as someone who moved a lot it was actually a great call.
But it was a 27in desktop Mac lol

2025-10-24 16:10:27 UTC

MY FEET HURT SO BAD
NEVER MC IN NEW HEELS
EVER!!!!

2025-10-12 10:57:51 UTC

jetlagged and have a cold but still cheeeeesin’
https://image.nostr.build/48865d26877c9679c182eddbfb2b8e6e6e0c820076add6668e581b20f49feb51.jpg

2025-10-04 13:06:23 UTC

Damn my video didn’t post lol
#note1v4a…pew3

2025-10-04 04:10:34 UTC

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HAAAAAAA

2025-10-04 03:53:50 UTC

I need someone to zap water straight into my body

2025-10-02 15:49:20 UTC

funny that I haven’t seen people being unnecessarily mean about core/knots on nostr, or maybe I just missed it 🥲 I’m just going to choose to believe we’re less emotional here

2025-08-30 17:17:32 UTC

THERE ARE TOO MANY BBQs THIS WEEKEND

2025-08-25 03:56:24 UTC

why do mosquito bites just stop itching? What’s going on there

2025-08-20 01:52:08 UTC

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😂😂😂

2025-08-15 00:59:24 UTC

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2025-08-11 12:31:33 UTC

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